This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is overrun with emails for viagra. How am I supposed to filter all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- I just want get a actual email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my website email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
This Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your pointless junk mail for things I don't even need. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just mad as hell.
- This has gone too far.
- Get a clue.
- You've been warned.
Make This Spam Stop You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm sick with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Go away
- I'm not interested
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your one strike to quit this. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Don't test us.
Seriously With Your Spammy Emails
You know you're so smart, sending out your garbage to every random person you can find. But guess what, moron? I don't care for your hoax. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Drop Dead With Your Stupid Messages
- I have no time
- Get a real job or go outside already.